Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
wrigley field is MILF paradise
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Shame is for Republicans.
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