kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
NoShamevember. You game?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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