He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Boobs are out for the taking
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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