dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
People in love make me want to vomit
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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