She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
