Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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