singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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