is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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