I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
wow bdsm is so cute
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
