Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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