Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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