like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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