jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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