How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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