True but thats because hes a fetus.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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