***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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