Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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