If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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