Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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