I'm lost and stupid without you.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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