I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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