Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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