my mouth tastes like poor choices
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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