U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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