don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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