How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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