yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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