Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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