why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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