Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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