Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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