we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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