So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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