On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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