They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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