If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
another moral hangover. fuck.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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