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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw

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  strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing

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  could be more

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  absolutely not

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• (619): View more from California

  its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked

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• (916): View more from California

  She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.

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• (209): View more from California

  Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.

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• (510): View more from California

  He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions

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  Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo

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