we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
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well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused