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(646): View more from New York

ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!

(812): View more from Indiana

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(646): View more from New York

Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?

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(646): ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE! (812): ? (646): Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that? http://tfl.nu/5o1s

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(404): View more from Georgia

i think i'm in class. and blacked out.

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(404): i think i'm in class. and blacked out. http://tfl.nu/l2ml

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(416): View more from Ontario

Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.

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(416): Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins. http://tfl.nu/wh0f

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(303): View more from Colorado

You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?

(720): View more from Colorado

Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.

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(303): You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher? (720): Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced. http://tfl.nu/qahj

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(916): View more from California

It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.

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(916): It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable. http://tfl.nu/6byi

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(281): View more from Texas

Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am

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(281): Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am http://tfl.nu/24br

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.

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(484): pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you. http://tfl.nu/yyvw

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified

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(603): More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified http://tfl.nu/si7g

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?

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(814): I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls? http://tfl.nu/unf7

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(443): View more from Maryland

You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!

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(443): You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously! http://tfl.nu/q8vz

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?

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(218): Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube? http://tfl.nu/2h8u

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(731): View more from Tennessee

She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?

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(731): She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club? http://tfl.nu/0go2

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.

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(717): Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards. http://tfl.nu/kyyg

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(903): View more from Texas

I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?

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(903): I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex? http://tfl.nu/k82d

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.

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(832): Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial. http://tfl.nu/mqvg

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