apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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