i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Randomize
