there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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