My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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