Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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