We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I need moral support for this bender
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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