I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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