my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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