I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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