what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
