Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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