i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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