Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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