So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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