Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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