my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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