were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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